Which Emory Building Are You?

You got Tarbutton & Modern Languages! You’re convenient and easy for most students, but that doesn’t mean you’re a floozy! No, wait. It does. It does mean you’re a floozy.

You got the Library! Seems like you’ve been spending a lot of time in the most popular place on campus drinking the liquid stress that is Peet’s Iced Coffee. Lots of applications? Or just in Organic Chemistry? Either way your life sucks. Good luck finding your will to live.

You got White Hall! Damn, that sucks.

You got Callaway! Nice and shiny from the outside and grungy and weird on the inside. Your soul looks like a lot like the Callaway interior: lots of staircases leading to nowhere relevant. You’re probably really into SLAM poetry and have one of those overpriced Swedish backpacks that perfectly holds your Hydroflask and recycled notebook. 

You got Carlos Museum! Carlos Museum is full of relics and other antique bullshit and so are you! Stop telling that one story about that frat party you went to that one time; we’ve all heard it before--no one cares.

You got Anthropology! Just as convenient as Modern Languages and Tarbutton, if not more! You’re not particularly unique but at least people know who you are. 

You got Math and Science! Just like the planetarium, you are full of stars and hope. Also, like the planetarium; you’re fake and no one bothers to visit you most of the time. But hey, at least you’re not White Hall!

You got Atwood! A lot like the second-best Highland Bakery that the Pre-Med’s hold onto for dear life; you’re never quite on top. But how about that natural light though?