The Nine Funniest Things People Have Said Under Anesthesia! You Won't Believe Some Of These!
Patients say the darndest things!
Let me tell you about my cat....
When I went under to have my appendix removed, I apparently kept telling everyone I could about my cat, Russell. I don't have a cat.
Nurses having a good ole chuckle...
As I saw the nurses looking under my gown. They were laughing about something, and I said, "Usually when a woman looks down there she doesn't laugh."
Just a look. Just one.
I woke up in the middle of having a tumor removed and asked "Can I see it?"
They asked me my name and I said...
I looked the male nurse dead in the eyes and told him "You can call me Sally if it makes you feel better, but it isn't going to help you get lucky."
You don't want them to rip you off...
"You are a huge idiot, and getting ripped off. You didn't even ask the doctors to shrink my head back to normal size!" Someone had a rough procedure.
Must have been quite a joke...
Oral surgeon told me a knock knock joke as I was going under-apparently it was so funny, I threw up, and pissed my pants. Good joke, sir.
It's all about what's practical...
Wife: There's an army of people in there to take care of you. Husband: How are we going to feel them all?
Mom is always right!
Patient: "HEY! Quiet down back there, or I'm turning this car around right now!" Nurses: "Sorry Mom!"
Someone had too much of a good time...
The doctor told me after surgery that I vividly described what I called "the greatest seven minutes of porn ever created".
