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How To Be A Dog: A Comprehensive Guide

Just in case you wanted to know

Randy Marsh
Created by Randy Marsh
On Feb 2, 2016
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So-you want to be a dog. Well, it's not easy.

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There are rules to this thing. Important rules. Rules you must not break.

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Being a dog means days full of hard grind.

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An entire species is counting on you to keep up appreances

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Can you handle that kind of pressure?

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And it's not just dogs you have to answer to-are you ready to support a best buddy? A whole person?

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Because humans are complicated things. And they need dogs to help them with human stuff.

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To be honest, being a dog isn't all it's cracked up to be.

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To be honest, I don't think you could handle it.

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You can read more of "How To Be A Dog" here:

http://lastlemon.com/dogs/

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