Which Dice Funk Character Are You?

I calmly explain to them why they're assholes.

I'm excited for them.

I try to impress them with my presence, and if that doesn't help, I murder them.

I ring their doorbell, and they accidentally die.

I rig their front door with traps, yell "police", and walk off.

I convince them to let me join.

I'm not sure what's happening, and take detailed notes.

I assume they're in pain, and go over to offer to help.

I tell them, "I'm your god" and stare at them.

We become best friends.

I politely ask them to fuck off.

I tell them faith is meaningless, because we're all doomed anyway..

I'm angry that they're not impressed with me, and murder them.

Depends. Are they hot?

I start to quote scientific studies about theology.

I tell them all about how much better my god is.

We become best friends.

If they're hot, I bang them anyway.

I tell them the date.

I politely tell them to fuck off.

I can't blame them for finding me awesome, but if they don't back off, I murder them.

I do nothing, because they'll probably get hit by a truck.

I smile and nod, because I have no idea what's happening.

I point at them, and laugh hysterically.

I play a sweet as rendition of "Call Me, Maybe".

I check out my chances first, and then just tell 'em.

I tell them how awesome I am, and if that doesn't do it, I threaten to murder them.

I hug their leg and never let go.

I wink at them, and then we bang.

I go see a doctor for the weird sensations in my chest.

I wait for them to come to me. They will.

Not at all, because it's gonna end badly.

I start quoting random facts from my favourite encyclopediae.

I start stripping.

I murder the host.

I perform my greatest hits.

I turn the guests on each other and make them fight.

I show off my furry costumes.

I do some sweet magic tricks and set the house on fire.

I suggest we play truth or dare, and everyone dies.

I might not like it, but I have a mission, and I'm gonna do it.

I just close down the company.

I say "fuck this", and go home.

Nothing, because change is pointless.

I bang my boss to get a promotion.

I murder my boss.

I quickly learn a new skill set, and get a better one.

I stay, because I love all my collegues.

By the time I get what's happening, I'm already too old for the biz.

I make them a better offer.

I murder everyone in sight.

I try to get out first, and if that doesn't work, I enjoy the attention.

I'm always interested in learning new skills.

I shrug.

I incite a huge orgy, and watch.

I'm excited about all my new friends.

I declare that it doesn't exist.

The fuck?

I ignore it.

I examine it thoroughly.

We become best friends.

Pets and hugs!!!

I take it with me and sell it.

I play with it, but if it's rude, I murder it.

A floof.

A fun vacation.

All the knowledge.

I don't need her, I grant my own wishes.

Lots of money.

A new identity.

For everybody to be friends.

An end to my misery.

I give my sidekick a fair warning, and walk off. What they do is up to them.

I try to figure out if I can get around the trips. If I can't, I leave.

I'm interested in the intricacies of the traps.

Traps, getting rich. Traps, getting rich. Getting rich!

I burn everything, so no one gets hurt.

I don't care about the treasure, and I can't murder it, so I walk away.

I give my sidekick the choice to open it, and step back.

I hug my sidekick, and play a sweet tune to inspire them.

I wink at them. If that doesn't help, I kick the shit out of them.

I try to talk my way out, if I can't, I rip their limbs off.

Ha. They are attacked by sky pirates.

I murder them twice. And then I become the captain.

If I stay alive long enough to build a rapport with them, their ship will probably sink.

No problem, I read a book about pirate weaknesses.

They're clearly evil, I cleanse them with fire.

I play "He's a pirate" for them, and we become best friends.

Vampires are hot.

Puppy!!!

I offer to turn them into a unicorn. Since I can't actually do that, I murder them.

I inform them that monsters don't exist, and they disappear.

We all become friends.

I study each one, and make a list of pros and cons.

I can relate to the zombie.

I suggest to the vampire and the zombie that the werewolf tastes better than me.

A quick one.

The Boobocalypse.

The world explodes because of too much friendship.

Any one, as long as I get to study it before it's over.

The one where everything's on fire.

They're all the same.

The one I start.

The Unicocalypse.

Where to? I wanna go on a ship!

I have better things to do.

I do not meddle in the mundane affairs of mere mortals.

Oh my god, where do I start *exited rambling*

Romance is pointless.

I can't tell any of these weirdos apart.

I like to observe the shipping habits of other people.

Myself and everyone.