How Good Would You Be As Prime Minister?
How Good Would You Be As Prime Minister?
Plenty of people blather on about the country being in a mess. But if you were in charge, what the hell would you do?
Plenty of people blather on about the country being in a mess. But if you were in charge, what the hell would you do?
Which of the following is more important to you?
Which is your favourite sex position?
If Nigel Farage came round for dinner, what would you say to him?
As PM, what would be your peanut butter stance?
Which election slogan sounds best to you?
You're Prime Minister. Aliens invade. What do you do?
Who are you most like?
What would be the image for your election campaign?
What would your message to young voters be?
What would be the first thing you did upon being elected Prime Minister?
I'm too Joey
I'm too Joey
Your time as Prime Minister went as follows: you spent all of the money on an astonishing quantity of food and booze for everyone. This was a lovely gesture, but ultimately it meant that the economy was devastated in a matter of minutes. You were immediately replaced by someone who focused more on policy and less on having a good time.
I'm too taxy
I'm too taxy
Your time as Prime Minister went as follows: in order to make Great Britain the richest country in the world, you tried to tax everyone on every minute purchase they made - including having sex . This resulted in a great many people hating you and voting you out as soon as they could. Quite rightly.
I'm too stingy
I'm too stingy
Your time as Prime Minister went as follows: you avoided spending any money whatsoever on anything. You held onto the country's money with your iron grip and you made sure that not even you made use of the finances available to you. Unsurprisingly, this wasn't hugely well received, and you were dragged out of a freezing cold Number 10 while you were trying to boil water using the sun.
I'm too hippie
I'm too hippie
Your time as Prime Minister went as follows: you were very popular to begin with, and implemented some admirable policies, including the worldwide legalisation of cannabis. You became less popular, however, when people realised that you basically wanted everyone to be at one with nature in the forest, shedding all their clothes and relying only on berries and twigs. You were voted out, but people were sad to see you leave as you trudged out of Downing Street in your wooden sandals.