Which Monty Python Character Are You?

Are you more of a Reg or a Patsy?

Rachel Addine
Created by Rachel Addine
On May 21, 2015

Pick a Monty Python Sketch:

What word best describes you?

What do you value the most?

Which of the following would insult you the most?

Do you consider yourself a leader?

Do you prefer to work alone or in a group?

Power is....

Pick a cheese:

Pick a Monty Python member:

What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Black Knight

Black Knight

"Tis but a scratch..."

Although supremely skilled in swordplay, the Black Knight suffers from unchecked overconfidence and a staunch refusal ever to give up. If there's anything you love, it's a good challenge - you are confident and believe that given enough time and resources, you can achieve any goal.

The Taunting Frenchman

The Taunting Frenchman

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"

The French Guard loves nothing more than playing devil's advocate, all in the name of fun. You are quick witted and sociable. You are known for your honesty and care little about being seen as sensitive and compassionate. Your friends and family respect you and value your judgement.

Shopkeeper

Shopkeeper

"Yeah, remarkable bird the Norwegian Blue, beautiful pumage, innit?"

The Shopkeeper is known for his stubbornness You are no-nonsense, and when you've made a decision, you stick to you. You have little tolerance for indecisiveness and people who don't hold their own word. Others respect your dedication and the pride you take in the work you do.

Brian Cohen

Brian Cohen

"I'm not a roman mum, I'm a kike, a yid, a heebie, a hook-nose, I'm kosher mum, I'm a Red Sea pedestrian, and proud of it!"

Brian is one popular guy, just like you! You enjoy finding the time to chat and laugh with everyone. You're devoted to friends and family and will do what you can to help them.

The Announcer

The Announcer

"And now for something completely different"

The Announcer is a born entertainer, just like you! You're sociable and charming - you enjoy the simplest things, and there's no greater joy for you than having fun with a good group of friends.

The Lumberjack

The Lumberjack

"I cut down trees, I skip and jump, I like to press wild flowers. I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars."

The Lumberjack is open-minded and comfortable in his own skin. Similarly, you take joy in experimenting with yourself and new perspectives. You enjoy pushing the limits of social expectations with experiments in beauty and behavior.