Which Little Britain Character Are You?

Which of Britain's quirkiest citizens are you most like?

Rachel Addine
Created By Rachel Addine
On Jun 28, 2015

How would others describe you?

Is your life constantly in a kerfuffle?

What do you do in your spare time?

What is your favourite food?

What is your favourite drink?

What are you most likely to be arrested for?

What's your fashion staple?

Pick a catchphrase:

Bubbles Devere

Bubbles Devere

Bubbles seems to be on a permanent holiday at the Hill Grange Health Spa in Trump. She has a habit of taking her clothes off, primarily to obstruct any attempt to get her to pay off her tremendous debts and cost of living. Like Bubbles, you are confident, outgoing and charasmatic. You are the life and soul of the party....just remember to keep your clothes on!

Daffyd Thomas

Daffyd Thomas

Daffyd lives in the Welsh mining town of Llanddewi Brefi. He is a self-proclaimed gay man who dresses in a variety of PVC and latex clothing and proudly proclaims that he is "the only gay in the village". Like Daffyd you are energetic, passionate and playful. You love being in the spotlight and soaking up attention!

Andy Pipkin

Andy Pipkin

In Herby City lives wheelchair-bound Andy, who dedicates his life to making things as difficult as possible for his carer Lou. Andy often asks Lou for unusual things, usually without even looking at whatever he is asking for. He then rejects the item after Lou honours the request. Like Andy, you're cheeky and playful. You have a great sense of humour, and even when you take things a little too far, we still can't get enough of you!

Vicky Pollard

Vicky Pollard

Vicky is a teenager from the West Country. Whether nicking stuff from the supermarket or swapping her baby for a Westlife CD, Vicky reacts to any accusation with indignant outrage, while filling you in on 'this fing wot you know nuffin about'. Like Vicky, you can be a challange to predict, even by friends and loved ones. Friendly but private, calm but suddenly spontaneous, extremely curious but unable to stay focused - you dare to differ!

Marjorie Dawes

Marjorie Dawes

Marjorie Dawes is the larger than life leader of weight loss support group Fatfighters. She is notoriously rude and mean-spirited, especially towards the members of Fat Fighters, of whom she hypocritically makes fun for being fat. You may not be as terrifying as Marjorie, but you do pocess her natural confidence that begets influence. You take a great deal of pride and joy in guiding others to work together to improve themselves and their community.

Dennis Waterman

Dennis Waterman

Tiny actor, Dennis, keeps turning down scripts to TV shows because he always wants to "star in it, write the feem toon, sing the feem toon", much to the dismay of his theatrical agent, Jeremy. Like Dennis, you are gentle, creative, and proud. You are guided by your principles, rather than by logic or practicality. You are led by the purity of your intent, not rewards and punishments.

Dame Sally Markham

Dame Sally Markham

Dame Sally is mistress of the romantic bodice-ripper novel. Her preferred method of writing involves dictating her novel to her secretary, Miss Grace, to type out, while lying on her sofa with her pet bichon frise and a box of chocolates. Just like Dame Sally, you are charming, independent, and sophisticated. You believe that everyone should take the time to recognise and express their feelings, and your sociability makes that a natural conversation topic.