Emergency Costume Quiz

You're just looking for a good time. Throw a pink, cream, or dark red sheet into a clear plastic bag, then tie it around you. Print out the Franzia logo and slap it on... the bag. Carry around an actual bag of wine for the full effect.

Something really honestly terrifying. Make two copies and tape one to the front and one to the back of your shirt. Get your friends nervous this weekend by subconsciously reminding them from across the room of all the work they must have ready by Monday. Scary.

You have a friend who has been bugging you about the dual costume they want to do with you and you've had enough. Get a dusty reddish brown wig and white button down shirt. Have your friend dress in brown and tape some leaves to their extremities so they can be a tree. How great. You'll enter the event and the people will start spitting out their jungle juice. Unexpected.

This meme resonates. The most memorable moment at the DNC. Get a friend to cover themselves with balloons and you dress in a suit with a red tie and a little grey hair dye.