QUIZ: Who would you marry for clout?

A signed selfie of me and my future spouse

A phone case that spells out our initials in jewels

A slogan t-shirt form my merch line

A packet of expensive chocolates, each one with my Instagram handle carved into it

A make-up palette from my own collection

Charge fans $50 to livestream the ceremony

Ask lots of brands to sponsor the wedding

Get a reality TV series about my life... and invite the camera crew to the wedding

Make a controversial YouTube video and watch the ad revenue money pour in

All of the above

Upload a tearful YouTube video asking fans to "believe" you

Go into hiding... it'll all die down soon.

Start a fight with another YouTuber to deflect the attention from you

Stage some couple photos and 'leak' them to the press

Go on a Twitter rant about how upset all the criticism has made you

Get security to escort them off the premises... IMMEDIATELY.

Get out my phone and take a video for the 'gram.

Pretend to be shocked (I planned the fight for content, of course)

Join in. I'm not missing out on all the FUN.

Ignore it. The wedding must go on!

Run away on a romantic honeymoon

Ignore my spouse and start editing the YouTube video of the day

Start planning our clout divorce, obviously?

Count up how many Instagram likes we got

Upload an extensive Twitter thread about how "happy" and "blessed" you are

Take a nap. All this clout is EXHAUSTING.