First of all, where do you order from?
How many people will be sharing this pizza?
Sharing?! HA! IT'S JUST FOR ME!
The whole band - wait, should we order more pizza?!
Just me and BAE!
What pizza are you going to order?
One of those super healthy pizzas!
What base will you choose?
Classic Pan with Stuffed Crust
Do you order any sides?
ALL THE GARLIC BREAD THEY HAVE IN THE STORE!
Maybe some wedges?
Hot Wings, duh!
Any dipping sauces?
Ketchup. Tomato sauce on tomato sauce on tomato sauce.
A couple of pots of Garlic & Herb?
Pick a delivery guy?
Are you paying cash or card?
Card. I don't carry loose change.
Panic! At The Pizza Party! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Fall Out Pizza Delivery Boy! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Fall Out Of That Pizza Box and Into My Mouth! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
My Chemical Pizza Romance ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Twenty One Pizzas. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Para-more Pizza please! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Let your pizza reveal your destiny!