Which Lana Del Rey Song Is Actually About Your Life?

No time for flamingos 'cause I'm blowing up a helicopter.

What are you on about?

Delete this.

Only if I'm in Coney Island.

Oh, absolutely.

Black

Purple

Red

Yellow

No dress for me.

Emerald

I'd wear denim.

Blue (Velvet)

Watching hot boys climb out of swimming pools.

Eating soft ice cream.

Indoors on the computer, tbh.

At some posh party somewhere.

Shooting down helicopters

Just rollin' with my boys through the desert.

NO

BFFs is strong, but we'd definitely hang out, sure.

YES

Only if we made sweet, sweet love.

...cocaine for a heart."

...a terrible rash."

"...left me for another woman."

...a loaded gun and a rose with thorns."

Play games with them in the arcade and drink a bottle of whiskey.

Make one my husband.

Befriend them and join the gang.

Avoid them, I'm glamorous not trash.

That's how I like it tho.

So, so broken.

Love life? What love life.

Tbh, I just like boys. Hot, hot boys.

So tragic I could be from a Tennessee Williams play.

Not tragic at all, I'm #blessed.

*Looks wistfully out of a window while smoking a cigarette in a red silk dress*

I'm broken, down and in the gutter.

"MY P*SSSY TASTES LIKE PEPSI COLA!!1!!1"

...

I don't drink soft drinks.

Not as good as coke, tbh.