Who will be pulling your sleigh this Christmas?
A violent gang of honey badgers
Members of the Republican party
Optimism and hope for a better future
What's your idea of a nice meal?
Mince pies and cream
The flesh of innocent children
Which lqqk will you be werking on Xmas day?
Where do you like to holiday in the summer months?
Sodom and Gomorrah
How much would you pay the elves for their work over Christmas?
$100 day rate
$50k salary plus benefits
Who's your biggest inspiration in life?
The guy that shot Harambe
The children of the world thank you for the presents you deliver to them every year. We hope your Christmas is filled with mince pies and port for years to come.
You bring evil and temptation everywhere you go and are lovingly referred to as "the deceiver who leads humanity astray". Sounds about right, doesn't it?
Will you be spreading joy or hate this Christmas?