How Straight Edge Are You, Really?
How Straight Edge Are You, Really?
No drugs? No alcohol? No smoking? It's a pope's life for the humble straight edge kids.
No drugs? No alcohol? No smoking? It's a pope's life for the humble straight edge kids.
Pick a regrettable tattoo.
Pick a non-alcoholic beverage.
Smoking weed is so...
Why did you give up all the fun things in life?
What's more valuable: the life of this cow or a bag of hardcore vinyls?
Pick a band.
Which one these cliches are you most likely to be heard saying?
Do you know who this is?
Militant Straight Edge Punk
Militant Straight Edge Punk
You're a straight edge zealot and believe in no drugs, no alcohol, no cigarettes, and no promiscuous sex. You've fully embraced the clean-living life and you're gonna let everybody in a 5 mile radius know about it.
So Straight Edge It Hurts
So Straight Edge It Hurts
You've got the cliche tattoos and you wear your principles on your sleeve - you've literally got an anti-smoking tattoo on your chest. A good night out for you is lecturing people on why there wrong about everything, listening to songs that all sound the same and crying about why no one likes you. You're just a joy to be around.
GTFO You're NOT Straight Edge!
GTFO You're NOT Straight Edge!
Just because you've stopped eating bacon, that doesn't make you straight edge, hunni. You need to think about your life choices more seriously. We've seen you downing Fireball and smoking spliffs with your friends - someone even mentioned you like casual sex. GROSS! You can't be straight edge till you give up on all the fun things in life - call us when you're ready.