How Punk Are You Based On Your Holiday Plans?
You're not pop punk unless your tree's pop punk.
Where are you spending Christmas Eve?
At home, with the cat.
At home, with the fam.
At Pizza Hut.
At my band's gig, playing to a sold out basement of six.
What about Christmas Day?
Fixing the lights on my Christmas jumper after I spill eggnog on it.
In hell (aka family reunion).
Reorganizing my Kisschasy vinyls.
Rocking around... the beercan Festivus pole.
What's playing in the background?
Snoop Dogg - Santa Clause Goes Straight to the Ghetto
Christmas Carols with Paramore.
Kanye West's Kreezus
Mariah Mariah Mariah
What's on the menu?
Fresh poutine, extra gravy.
All the food groups -Peperoni, Hawaiian, Extra Cheese, Veggie Supreme.
Traditional xmas meal, complete with brussels sprouts and chocolate pudding.
Gimme that egg nog.
Who are you celebrating with?
Me, myself and the Rihanna album *cries delusional tears*
Alone. It's how I roll. Oooh, also pizza rolls.
I told you - fa-mi-ly.
And by family I mean my band.
How would you handle the inevitable family argument?
Hide in the closet and scream Victorious until they're forced to stop and find me.
Escalate into full-blown food fight.
Exit the premises.
We don't fight, unless you count the scuffle over the last piece of pizza.
What are you hoping to find under the tree?
Monogrammed drumsticks
A pirated early copy of the Panic! album from my manager friend
Paramore socks
Chocolate Frogs please
What are you wearing to your party?
Tartan bodysuit
All my band T-shirts. All of them. At once
Sexy Santa costume. Unisex. It's basically just a hat and boots
Tracksuit and snapback
What are you doing on New Years?
Watching the fireworks. Outside. Zero f***s given
Counting down to bedtime
Romantic dinner with BAE
What's your NY resolution?
Drink more water
Finally go on the ParAhoy cruise this year
Eat more pizza
Give fewer f***
So punk
Not so punk
Too hardcore
Actually Billie Joe Armstrong.
