Can You Answer These Impossible "American Horror Story" Questions?

Let Dr Arden experiment on you?

Let the aliens experiment on you?

Be a 'freak', but be really nice?

Be a 'normal' person, but be an absolute D*CK!

Have Fiona Goode as your mother?

Have Constance Langdon as your mother?

Be A Voodoo Queen

Be A Voodoo Doll

Have two heads?

Have three boobies?

Spend a year in the Murder House?

Spend a weekend at Hotel Cortez?

Babysit Thaddeus?

Babysit the creepy hotel children?

Volunteer for the wheel?

Volunteer for Chester's trick?

Come face to face with Twisty the Clown?

Come face to face with Bloody Face?

Have a steamy make out with Tate Langdon?

Have a steamy make out with Kit Walker?

Have a steamy make out with Kyle Spencer?

Have a steamy make out with Jimmy Darling?