Which Meme Should You Have On Your Gravestone?
How are you most likely to die?
Choose an emoji to represent your life.
Choose some final words.
Pick a symbol of death.
Pick something that makes you want to die.
Choose a word to describe your ideal funeral.
Choose a song to play at your funeral.
Choose one to come back from the dead in your place.
You're outside but the gag is...you're dead, safe under 6ft of soil so they'll never catch you. Iconic.
Salt bae will be there to finesse your gravestone with a little bit of extra spice and zest to keep your gravestone one of the best in the yard. All the other corpses will be dead jealous.
Don't worry. You'll be buried next to him too.
Arthur's fist will be an apt summation of your life and your feelings about your own untimely death.
Me: my gravestone is my final message to the world. Make sure it's something deep and meaningful.
Me to me: Put a meme on it.
When it's your funeral and both your boyfriends turn up...