Why you shouldn't be worried about losing a poker game against James Bond

He may have won a massive tournament but let's be honest, that final hand was pure luck and would seem rigged even if you heard it was a Bad Beat Jackpot.

OK bad pun out of the way, let's continue....

007 is way too busy to put the time in to beat the game, what with saving the world every week he couldn't even beat NL5. Need more proof? Fine, let's continue....

No self respecting casino security would let James past the door with all those gadgets.

Ian Fleming wrote that Bond smoked 60 cigarettes per day. With such a big addiction it would be impossible for James to play long sessions in smoke-free casinos, he would miss so many hands going on smoke breaks.

Look at how many people have claimed to be James Bond, he would get banned so quickly for shared accounting.

If you want to win in poker, your mind must be clear. For someone who drinks a cocktail once every 10 minutes that would be impossible.

Can you really trust a government employee that spends that lavishly to manage his bankroll? Plus he gave a $500k tip to the dealer in Casino Royale.

Well, Mr Bond, maybe it's time to think about retirement?

Maybe James Bond is just a poker fish, who prefers to play games like baccarat, but still we should be thankful for his service. Without him the free world would be have destroyed many times over.