5 Things You Should Know Kissing Is The Worst Part Of Romance

Kissing is not pleasant to watch. There’s a reason we want our sofas to eat us up when there’s a particularly long and noisy smooch on TV. So nobody wants to watch people do it to extreme lengths in public either.

Try scraping your fingernail down your tongue. If you don’t brush your tongue regularly, you will find a lot of frothy mush gathers there. Fancy dining on that next time you smooch? Mmmm.

When you think about the amount of bacteria that is crawling around in there, heaven knows what it is you are ACTUALLY licking.

If someone spat at you in the street you’d likely kick off or call the police and rightfully so. We find spit repulsive – until we’re lapping it up like a thirsty dog at his water dish every time we kiss.

Add the worst possible breath to the chapped, crusty lips and the dried saliva and extra slime and the first kiss of the day as you wake up is just another form of hell.