Which Vikings scandal are you?
Which Vikings scandal are you?
When Rams owner Stan Kroenke had his security team cordon off the TCF Bank Stadium press box bathroom for his private use Nov. 8, it was simply the latest episode in the storied history of local NFL imbroglios. Neither football-related nor particularly important, they have nonetheless capture our imagination. But which tempest in a teapot is right for you?
When Rams owner Stan Kroenke had his security team cordon off the TCF Bank Stadium press box bathroom for his private use Nov. 8, it was simply the latest episode in the storied history of local NFL imbroglios. Neither football-related nor particularly important, they have nonetheless capture our imagination. But which tempest in a teapot is right for you?
People describe you as...
You never leave home without your...
What's for dinner?
Disrobing in public:
Buying local
You're not great with...
Did you do it?
The Love Boat
The Love Boat
You are a very bad idea on a rented boat. Strippers flown in from out of state. A traumatized family company. Expressions we can't print. In your wake, you left a highly embarrassed organization and two cruise ships the rest of us would rather not use.
The Bathroom Blockade
The Bathroom Blockade
You are Rams owner Stan Kroenke bogarting the press box bathoom. A symbol of class warfare, a chance to complain about the media and a litany of jokes about "going for two": You truly have it all.
Randy vs. Tinucci's
Randy vs. Tinucci's
You are Randy Moss going on a tirade about the Tinucci's spread offered for lunch in the locker room. Randy wanted nothing to do with the fruits (or rather, the meats) of the local company's labor, but Brett Favre thought it was pretty good -- and Randy wasn't long for the purple.
Shrimp-gazi
Shrimp-gazi
You are the story "Skoal Vikings!" pun-crafters couldn't resist: Adrian Peterson ends up on the injury report after swallowing chew during a bumpy flight. But it turns out FOX's Chris Myers, who broke the news, had it all prawn: you were instead, Adrian swears, the byproduct of a love of shellfish and an uncooperative digestive tract.
Ragnar's Holdout
Ragnar's Holdout
You are the bitter breakup with a longtime mascot over a contract dispute. Two decades of beautiful motorcycle-riding, fur-clad memories, gone as quickly as you can say "he wanted HOW much?" You can take or leave the $20,000 per game, but you can never put a price on the heartbreak.
The Whizzinator
The Whizzinator
You are Onterrio Smith getting caught with an, err, apparatus at the airport. The good news: those vials of white powder they found weren't drugs. The bad news is the explanation involved the words "dried urine" and "fake penis."