Quiz: Which Stereotypical Horror Movie Character Are You?

Would you be dead by the second act or fighting until the credits roll?

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On Oct 27, 2016

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The Survivor

The Survivor

Congratulations, you're getting out of this one alive — but it won't be easy. You're a virtuous person who will have to summon all of your strength and resourcefulness to defeat whichever cinematic terror you find yourself facing. As everyone around you falls victim to the menace, you'll be increasingly bruised and beaten but never defeated.

The Comedic Relief

The Comedic Relief

Thanks to your wisecracks, the audience will be rooting for you to escape that masked man just in time to deliver another punchline. Although you're lovable, there's a good chance you won't be making it to the end, and your chances of survival decrease exponentially if you're a stereotypical stoner.

The Sexy, Ditzy Friend

The Sexy, Ditzy Friend

Unfortunately, you're probably going to be one of the first to die, possibly after convincing your hesitant friend to go on that camping trip/ check out that abandoned house/ play Bloody Mary. Audiences probably find you attractive yet annoying, and they won't be too torn up when the killer inevitably slashes you (likely while you and a partner walked away from the group for a canoodling session). Also, you're probably naked at some point during the movie.

The Jerk Alpha Male

The Jerk Alpha Male

Despite likely being one of the physically strongest members of the cast, you won't be looking out for anyone but yourself and your poor decision-making skills and overconfidence will ultimately be your downfall. If you're in a teen horror flick, you'll probably be a jock or bully the survivor. Unfortunately for you, crowds often enjoy watching you meet a gruesome end.

The Nonbeliever

The Nonbeliever

You will not move no matter how much evidence there is that your house is haunted. You will enter a dark room by yourself even though slashed bodies have been piling up around town. You will remain skeptic even after the possessed person starts levitating. You will casually mess with Ouija boards. You're definelty not making it out of this movie alive.

The Voice of Reason/ Martyr

The Voice of Reason/ Martyr

You figure out what's going on with this masked killer/ possessed object/ demon spawn long before everyone else. Probably no one believes you, perhaps because you're a bit of an outcast to begin with. You do your best to save others from the horror, and might even die trying to save someone else. Because of your altruism, you're likely to be a victim despite your superior knowledge. But hey, we'll all be sad to see you go!

The Incompetent Authority Figure

The Incompetent Authority Figure

Oh wow, you really screwed up on this one. Despite many warning signs, you failed to recognize impending doom and properly prepare. You refused to believe the family when they said their house was haunted, absorb the fact that the aliens are bulletproof, etc. You may have even created the villain by letting a criminal be burned alive or not putting an end to the relentless teasing of someone who ends up being the villan.

Vaguely Foreboding Townsperson or Wise Elder

Vaguely Foreboding Townsperson or Wise Elder

You tried to warn those road trippers not to go into that part of the woods/ tell those teens not to mess with the Ouija board/ explain to your new neighbor that the old axe murdering resident is probably still around, but they just wouldn't listen. Oh well. At least if you're the random vague and foreboding rando who shows up in only one scene you'll probably escape unharmed. However, if a protagonist comes back to you looking for advice, you'll probably end up six feet under (which will make the protagonist panic even more).

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