Quiz: We Can Guess Who You'll Be Kissing On Valentine's Day

The most heat you'll get this Valentines Day is when mom serves you tamales. You don't have anyone special in your life right now, so you'll probably just hang out with family and talk about how Valentine's Day is a commercial holiday that you don't care. The real excitement will come when you cry yourself to sleep. The bright side: think of all the money you will save on flowers and chocolate.

You're going to spend your special V-day with...well you haven't exactly met them yet. Someone dashing who knows how to take a good selfie and is within 5 square miles of your home. Your virtual Valentine's will be more along the lines of DTF than ILY. Although you're not attached, you certainly won't spend it crying to Selena songs and asking God why he's depriving you of your true love.

February 14th is your day! You're lucky enough to have a special sweetheart in your life and the two of you will take the day to celebrate your love. Get ready for flowers, chocolate, cards, gifts and the whole shebang. Some people think it's just commercial nonsense, but you revel in the opportunity to dress to the nines and have a night on the town with your soulmate.

This Valentine's Day your lips will be touching...a shot glass. but hey, at least tequila doesn't forget to text back.