How Normie Are You?

You are normie-hood personified. You never have trouble getting a hot date for the night. You always have friends, some social event to get to. You've never been wrought by sleepless nights wondering the qualitative state of your being. You are Chad Thundercock or Stacy Rostae.
And that's okay - but it makes you normie royalty.

You are a normie. Basic. Ordinary. Socially adept. Sure, you might have one niche interest, like birdwatching, or reading, or taekwondo, or maybe even vidya, but never anything too out-of-the ordinary. That'd be weird! You don't go to every party, but you go to quite a few. You've had multiple sexual partners, but never as many as Chad or Stacy. When you go online, you only stick to Facebook, Twitter, Youtube, Instagram or Pinterest - the rest of the Internet is too strange. Your normie hood is simultaneously a blessing and a curse, blissful in your ignorance.

You're just a regular guy, which makes you kind-of a normie. You party once in awhile. You've maybe had a couple of sexual partner in your life, and they weren't exactly easy to land (you're not exactly the prettiest boy/girl in town). You work from 9 - 5, good for you! You like watching sports on the weekends, especially your hometown team. Occasionally you'll see some weird shit online, but quickly enough you'll find yourself posting a Facebook post about your kids' upcoming birthday or some shit like that.

You want to be a normie. SO BADLY. But you can't. You were never quite that innocent, or that ignorant, so you decided to go your own way. Create your own little culture. You got some tattoos, some gages, some trendy eyewear. If you're a guy, you style your beard and moustache. If you're a lady, you style your hair with some cute bangs. If you're transitioning (hey, this quiz ain't transphobic!) you do something that totally speaks "you" (whatever that is). Yet in doing so you became an all-new sort of normie, one who subsrcibes to eerily similar thoughts to your like-minded individuals. So go ahead, drink that craft beer, yelp some good food and blog about how postmodern sensibilities will challenge an oppressive capitalistic regiment. Normie.

You are an autist. But maybe you're not ACTUALLY autistic (implying that matters). You almost never go to parties and only hang out with your friends upon occasion. You spend an unhealthy amount of time online (mostly 4Chan) and see no harm in that. Some of your best friends you have never met, but that's a minor detail. You are likely a virgin, but maybe you hooked up once with some roastie at the bar the one night you got invited out. While you might work a 9-5 job, you frequently wonder what it would be like to drop it all and become a NEET. Then you browse /r9k/ and cringe in horror when you realize some of the polsters are actually being unironic. You are obsessed with anime, vidya, obscure music and bizarro political and social theories, but know that discussion of these things will kill any normie relationships that you have. It is likely that you are actually incredibly intelligent, but have been cursed with introversion as a result. Don't lose hope though. I believe that you will change the world someday, even if the normies never invite you to their stupid parties. You'd just sit in a corner if you ever went to one of those, anyway.

This is it. You've gone off the deep end. While the normies and even the autists might have some sort of social interaction, you will absolutely have none of it and would rather mutter to yourself or chat up the newest threads on /x/. To you, everything is a conspiracy, the men-in-black are right outside your front door at this very second, and you are a wanted man for how un-normie you've become. You probably have some sort of imaginary friend, Chester, you keeps helping you fill in the blanks to your latest conspiracy theories. We must To you, hating roasties and normies is not enough - you have a first for blood, a burning desire to take vigilante revenge on a world that has wronged you so. But only you know the Truth. The scariest part? Maybe you're right.

You're a gooftser. A gagster. You've transcended normie-hood and became something... just south of mainstream. Sure, you work your day job, have a few oddball friends, and live a mostly normal life. However, you still struggle with finding the "one" (and yes, only one) and occasionally have troubles fitting in due to your quirky nature. You like to joke around and look at interesting stuff online that most normies wouldn't touch. You find Reddit and 4Chan equally interesting and funny. You love watching weird videos on Youtube, or maybe even starting your own oddball channel there. Maybe you watch some anime, or play some vidya, but you're not super into either of those things. You're more into steampunk, theatre, civil war reenactments or magic tricks You are about as odd as most normies would ever regularly associate with. So congrats, I guess.

You are much like your run-of-the-mill autist, except in the unfortunate position of not having a job or schooling to occupy the joyless void you call life. You probably live at home with your parents, and do nothing all day but play vidya, watch animu and browse /r9k/. It is likely that you are morbidly obese as well as quite ugly, and thus roasties won't touch you with a ten foot pole. But hey, you unfastened your mother's bra today, so now you got some more good boy points for your next trip to MickeyD's. You sure do love your tendies. Also, "partying" is very overrated and is reserved for fucking normies.