What is Your Dirty, Little Old Lady Name?

We all know that you will grow up to be a dirty, little old lady........... What should we call you?

Paper Mill Playhouse
Created by Paper Mill Playhouse
On Oct 10, 2016

You just got your latest social security check. Do you...

You decide to take a retirement cruise... Where do you go?

Choose a hair color...

What's your problem?

When I was your age....

Hold-me, Touch-me

Hold-me, Touch-me

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Squeeze-me, Tease-me

Squeeze-me, Tease-me

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Lick-me, Bite-me

Lick-me, Bite-me

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Kiss-me, Feel-me

Kiss-me, Feel-me

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Spank-me, Thank me

Spank-me, Thank me

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