A typical night out for you with friends ends with you...
Locked in a closet with no pants.
Making a few apology phone calls in the morning.
Enjoying a calm dinner with drinks
A cross between Bridesmaids and The Hangover.
When your longtime crush arrives at the party with a date you...
Wait for them to approach and act casual.
Inform their date that you are interested in him or her.
Invite them to sit with you and your friends.
Get really drunk and confess your undying devotion in front of their date.
What movie best describes your life?
How many times have you locked yourself out of your house in the last 6 months?
You don't lock your house because you lost the key.
None, you always have your keys.
A couple of times, but it wasn't your fault.
No worries, you sleep on your mom's couch.
A typical accident for you would be...
Head butting the wall and spilling your wine after tripping on your Snuggie.
A mild paper cut.
Chipping a tooth opening a beer bottle with your teeth.
Falling up the stairs.
Your most recent trip to the salon was to...
Remove the singed hair. You now have bangs.
Dye away the grays. You got sick of using a Sharpie.
Fix your extensions. They got caught in a car door.
Get a trim.
You are always having trouble with your smartphone.
Last week, you dropped it in the toilet.
Lose it everywhere you go.
You have a serious problem with drunk dialing friends.
You probation prohibits you from using one.
A recent wardrobe malfunction entailed...
Running out of the house with two different shoes.
Having a sock stuck to your back.
Sitting on wet paint and not knowing about it.
Tucking your dress into your tights.
Year after year, your job's large and swanky corporate party is much like watching paint dry. As soon as your boss isn't looking you...
Slip off and do shots at an adjacent bar.
Catch a buzz and bump-n-grind with the hot guy from accounting. Who knew he was married?
Spike the punch, get the ladies drunk and teach them how to make it rain.
Leave. Just showing up was enough.
You throw a dinner party at your house, and...
The roasted chicken would have been great, but you forgot to turn the oven on.
Somehow your oven was on self-cleaning mode and the chicken caught fire. The firemen were cute!
Everything was smooth sailing. You're a great cook.
You got too drunk so someone else had to cook.
You've got it together!
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You aren't perfect, but who is?
OFF THE RAILS! You're fun. We want to party with you.
CATASTROPHE! You are the ultimate train wreck.
Does Amy Schumer's new comedy Trainwreck — headed to Blu-ray and DVD on Nov. 10 — resemble pieces of your life? Maybe just a little? Find out how much of a train wreck you really are with our easy quiz.