A typical night out for you with friends ends with you...
Locked in a closet with no pants.
Making a few apology phone calls in the morning.
A cross between Bridesmaids and The Hangover.
Enjoying a calm dinner with drinks
When your longtime crush arrives at the party with a date you...
Inform their date that you are interested in him or her.
Get really drunk and confess your undying devotion in front of their date.
Wait for them to approach and act casual.
Invite them to sit with you and your friends.
What movie best describes your life?
How many times have you locked yourself out of your house in the last 6 months?
A couple of times, but it wasn't your fault.
No worries, you sleep on your mom's couch.
You don't lock your house because you lost the key.
None, you always have your keys.
A typical accident for you would be...
Head butting the wall and spilling your wine after tripping on your Snuggie.
Falling up the stairs.
A mild paper cut.
Chipping a tooth opening a beer bottle with your teeth.
Your most recent trip to the salon was to...
Get a trim.
Dye away the grays. You got sick of using a Sharpie.
Fix your extensions. They got caught in a car door.
Remove the singed hair. You now have bangs.
You are always having trouble with your smartphone.
You have a serious problem with drunk dialing friends.
Last week, you dropped it in the toilet.
You probation prohibits you from using one.
Lose it everywhere you go.
A recent wardrobe malfunction entailed...
Running out of the house with two different shoes.
Sitting on wet paint and not knowing about it.
Tucking your dress into your tights.
Having a sock stuck to your back.
Year after year, your job's large and swanky corporate party is much like watching paint dry. As soon as your boss isn't looking you...
Slip off and do shots at an adjacent bar.
Spike the punch, get the ladies drunk and teach them how to make it rain.
Catch a buzz and bump-n-grind with the hot guy from accounting. Who knew he was married?
Leave. Just showing up was enough.
You throw a dinner party at your house, and...
You got too drunk so someone else had to cook.
Somehow your oven was on self-cleaning mode and the chicken caught fire. The firemen were cute!
The roasted chicken would have been great, but you forgot to turn the oven on.
Everything was smooth sailing. You're a great cook.
You've got it together!
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You aren't perfect, but who is?
OFF THE RAILS! You're fun. We want to party with you.
CATASTROPHE! You are the ultimate train wreck.
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