How many times a day do they text you?
Once ot twice
Too many to count
Do you know any of their friends?
Just a few
Do you ever get the urge to drunk text them?
Not so much
Do they talk about their family?
Yeah, every once in a while
How would you describe your dates?
We laugh a lot
Do they ever randomly call you?
No, not really
Sure, almost every day
Do you think twice before texting them?
Do they smile immediately when they spot you?
Oh my god, yes
Not immediately, but yeah
When you're together, are they on their phone a lot?
Final (and most important) question - do you feel like they're into you?
Actually, not so much
Oh, Honey, it's time to call all your friends and scream "told you so!"
Grab a spoon and a pint of ice cream, shed a tear or ten and move on boo boo, they're not worth it.
Time to get real about your love life