What Type Of Roadman Are You?
What Type Of Roadman Are You?
Take the quiz if you want to know where you fit in within the roadman world
Take the quiz if you want to know where you fit in within the roadman world

If you were to see an old lady cross the road, do you...
If you are shopping in Sainsbury's, and someone is trying to take the last Coco Pops, do you...
If you had to save one of your big black puffer jackets while you house is on fire, which one would you save?
If you didn't want to miss an episode of South Park on Comedy Central but your Oyster Card has no money and it starts in 5 minutes, do you...
During five-a-side football, the ref has just given an unfair decision against you, do you...
Polite Roadman
Polite Roadman
You are in fact a very polite roadman to members of the general public but will not hesitate to stick your hand down their throat and grab their intestines if they disrespect your authority
Dickhead Roadman
Dickhead Roadman
You are an eager roadman. You want everything to be done as quick as possible. You don't take no for an answer and are willing to go as far as tickling monkey balls to find out what you want.
Aggressive Roadman
Aggressive Roadman
You basically hurt people just because you're a shitfaced prick with no regards to other people's health and safety. And you like to sniff your best-friends boxers.
You Hate Roadmen
You Hate Roadmen
You have no idea why you took this quiz as you absolutely hated roadmen or have started to hate them while doing the quiz. Do you know what I say to people like you "Don't judge a roadman by their small penis".