MORE Who Said It: David Brent Or An Apprentice Candidate?

Both The Apprentice and The Office have churned out some pretty cringeworthy quotes over the years, but can you guess which one is from fictional character David Brent and which is from the real life potential business partners of Lord Alan Sugar?

Mya Marchant
Created by Mya Marchant
On Mar 29, 2017
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"Some people are intimidated when talking to large numbers of people in an entertaining way. Not me"

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"Professionalism is... and that is what I want"

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"If I was an apple pie, the apples inside would be oranges"

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"Funnily enough, the reason women wear necklaces is to draw attention to their breasts"

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"You don't need luck when you've got 71.4% of the population behind you"

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"When it comes to business, I’m like a shark. I’m right at the top of the food chain"

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"I want the cars, I want the girls, but most of all I want the power"

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"How do you blow your load?"

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"I get on with prince or pauper"

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"You steal 1000 post-it notes at 12p, you've made.....profit"

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"The thing is though, no-one's dispensable in my book, because we're like one big organism, one big animal"

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"People see me and they see the suit and they go 'You're not fooling anyone!' - they know I'm rock 'n' roll through and through"

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"I'm an educator, I'm a motivator of people, I excite their imaginations."

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"In a nutshell, I put a leash on people who spunk money up the wall"

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"I'm an educator, I'm a motivator of people, I excite their imaginations. It's like bloody Dead Poets Society sometimes out there"

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