Is this a vintage milk bottle or is this Umberto Eco?
Is this an empty glass of water or an empty glass of orange juice
Is this an empty measuring cup or Man Ray?
You don't know what Man Ray looked like.
Is this an empty fish bowl or Eugene Ionesco?
Is this an empty ziploc bag or Boris Vian?
You are hungry
You hate Boris Vian
Is this an empty glass of wine or France's Fifth Republic?
You are thirsty
what is France's Fifth Republic?
Is this a fancy empty bottle (probably meant for decorating more than containing) or is this Alfred Jarry?
It's not Alfred Jarry
I don't think it's Alfred Jarry but I'm not sure