16 "Fantastic Beasts" Quotes We'll Never Forget!

The most unforgettable​ quotes from the "Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them" screenplay and film all in one glorious post!

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1

Seeker or Chaser?

NEWT: Oh...I was just—passing...
MARY LOU: Are you a seeker? A seeker after truth?
*A beat.*
NEWT: I'm more of a chaser, really.
(12-13)

2

Hey, English Dude!

JACOB: Hey, Mr. English guy! I think your egg is hatching.
(23)

3

No-Maj vs. Muggle

TINA: Can you please tell me you took care of the No-Maj?
NEWT: The what?
TINA: (becoming irritated) The No-Maj! No-magic—the non-wizard!
NEWT: Oh, sorry, we call them Muggles.
(33-34)

4

The Smidge

TINA: It was open?
NEWT: Just a smidge...
(60)

5

Jacob on Dreaming

JACOB: Newt...I don't think I'm dreaming.
NEWT: (vaguely amused) What gave it away?
JACOB: I ain't got the brains to make this up.
(109)

6

Newt on Humans

NEWT: ... See, they're currently in alien terrain, surrounded​ by millions of the most vicious creatures on the planet.
*A beat.*
Humans.
(113-114)

7

Welcome to New York!

NEWT: (calm) You know, New York is considerably more interesting than I'd expected.
(127)

8

Newt & Jacob vs. the Erumpent

NEWT: Now, there's absolutely nothing for you to worry about.
JACOB: Tell me—has anyone ever believed you when you told them not to worry?
NEWT: My philosophy is that worrying means you suffer twice.
(131)

9

Jacob the No-Maj

JACOB: Can someone please tell me what this Obscurial—Obscurius thing is? Please?
(150)

10

We Heart House-Elves!

JACOB: ... I love house-elves.... My uncle's a house-elf.
(191)

11

Smooth Talker!

QUEENIE: Are all No-Majs like you?
JACOB: (trying to be serious, almost seductive) No, I'm the only one like me.
(192)

12

Great Advice!

NEWT: And try very hard not to be predictable.
(208)

13

Queenie on Newt's Love Life

QUEENIE: ... People are easiest to read when they're hurting.
NEWT: I'm not hurting. Anyway, it was a long time ago.
QUEENIE: That was a real close friendship you had at school.
NEWT: (attempting to be dismissive) Yes, well, neither of us really fitted in at school, so we—
QUEENIE: —became real close. For years.
*In the background we see Tina, who has noticed that Newt and Queenie are talking.*
QUEENIE: (concerned) She was a taker. You need a giver.
(219)

14

Hogwarts, the Best School? We American Wizards Beg to Differ!

NEWT: I think you'll find the best wizarding school in the world is Hogwarts!
QUEENIE: HOGWASH.
(220)

15

Tina and Newt

TINA: Well, try not to need investigating for a bit.
NEWT: I will. Quiet life for me from now on... back to the Ministry... deliver my manuscript...
(274)

16

Don't We All, Jacob!

JACOB: I want to be a wizard.
("Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them" trailer)

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