What Simpsons Villain Are You?

Panda

Monkey

Snake

Vulture

Panther

Scorpion

Fox

Starfish

Professional Football Player

Archeologist

Billionaire

Performer

Store owner

Boxer/Wrestler

Leader

Firefighter

Shh, they don't have to know...

All the time bro.

No!

No, but I might one day...

Maybe.

"I'm going to cherish and care for this dog... and there's nothing you can do to stop me!"

"Here's my ID, which confirms my adultivity."

Person 1: "You will notice, that we are pretty casual around here." Person 2: "Yes sir, Mr. Scorpion" Person 1: Don't call me Mr. Scorpion, it's Mr. Scorpio, but don't call me that either."

"Shoplifting is a victimless crime, like punching someone in the dark."

None of these are funny.

"Family, Religion, Friendship. These are the 3 demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business."

"I don't get mad, I get stabby."

Man is tried in court for murder:
*Defendants shirt reads 'Die Bart Die'.* Defendant Says "No... that's German for 'The Bart The." Judge says "No one who speaks German could be an evil man."

Thievery

Prank calls

Identity Theft

I wouldn't do it

Counterfeit money

Murder

Totally

100% Yes

YES!!!!!!!!!

Definitely

You can't make me... But i will anyways.

Yes