Here Are All 56 New Emojis Coming This Year!

For when you get to lend Nicole Kidman some Advil in the middle of Whole Foods.

For when your friend tells you they just leant some Advil to Nicole Kidman at a Whole Foods...

For when your friend tells you they just leant some Advil to Nicole Kidman at a Whole Foods, but YOU just leant some Advil to Nicole Kidman at Whole Foods...

For when Nicole Kidman thanks you for the Advil with a handshake and you just touched Nicole Kidman's hand...

For when Nicole Kidman asks you to keep your Advil a secret...

For when no one believes that you gave Nicole Kidman that Advil...

For when the Advil did nothing for Nicole Kidman's stomach virus...

For when you don't want to laugh at Nicole Kidman's pain, but you're you, so...

For when you realize you could run into Nicole Kidman at Whole Foods AGAIN...

For when you have an invisible book to read...

For when you want to send a shoutout to your deaf friends...

For when you don't want to talk about your daughters exclusively using emojis who wear bows or your sons with emojis who wear baseball caps...

For when you don't want to do that to your non-binary or gender fluid friends either...

Especially not if they're older. You have to show some respect for your elders...

It's a pretty good beard, we have to say...

For when you also want to be respectful and inclusive of your friends who wear headscarves...

It looks like a naked person cooking, but actually, that ladle is used to pour water over hot stones...

The jacket's a little 80s, but breastfeeding moms seem excited about this emoji that'll free up their time and energy a bit!

For when you're on the side of the cliff and you can only send one character to explain that...

For when you're feeling really zen about having given Nicole Kidman Advil now that time has passed...

AT LONG LAST A BEAUTIFUL HERBIVOROUS DINOSAUR

AND A T-REX, TOO!!!

For your D&D group text...

Or for when you've just had absinthe. Either one...

For when you're trying to hit someone up to suck their blood later...

For beach trips and the like...

For when you gotta text your bro about The Hobbit...

This doesn't look like it constitutes any copyright infringement, no siree bob...

When you're craving brains at 2 am and you have to talk to your friends about it...

Everyone's favorite zoo animal, and you know it...

Everyone's second favorite zoo animal, and you know it...

HEDGIEHEDGIEHEDGIEHEDGIEHEDGIEHEDGIEHEDGIEHEDGIEHEDGIE

This is not Jiminy. Do not engage.

Quick! Someone tell the Scarecrow he finally got full-time access!

FINALLY.

Batting next for team emoji, it's.... YOU!

Good news for Waldo!

It kinda looks like someone killed Arthur the Aardvark and chopped off his hands to send a message...

For when you need to tell your loved ones to bundle up but not to be embarassingly slobby about it...

Just in time for Christmas, the stocking stuffer you hope you never ever get!

When you need to tell your friends to meet you at the top of the highest hill asap...

Good news, Canada! Your weird snow sweeping sport is now represented in emoji form!

Yum!

Seriously, how did it take this long to get a sandwich emoji...

Is it soup? Is it sauce? Are they petite diced? The world may never know...

The ultimate mall food is finally making its way onto your emoji keyboard!

To go with the dumpling, of course!

And a takeout box to hold both of them!

Plus bonus chopsticks to eat them with!

Mmmm. Raw meat.

You'll need, of course, a soda to go with all that takeout.

Oatmeal?

The all-time dessert champion is finally joining the emoji ranks!

The fun had to end sometime, didn't it?

Consider the coconut...

Last but not least, the humble UFO, here to take us all to the stars...