13 Signs You're Addicted to Netflix

You get way too excited when Netflix announces it's adding every episode of a TV show you love.

You plan your weekends around what you just added to your Netflix queue.

When the Internet goes down, you become a desperate, rage-fueled mess capable of murder.

You end every movie or TV recommendation you make with "It’s on Netflix," like it's some kind of personal triumph.

You ask everyone who recommends a TV show or movie if it’s on Netflix or not. If it's not, you don't watch it.

You don’t understand why something should cost more than $8 a month.

You find yourself saying "one more episode" until there are no more episodes left.

You're having the best time until someone suggests you stop watching and leave the house.

You sit down to watch one episode of something and, an entire season later, forget the last time you went to the bathroom.

You can’t function without Netflix playing in the background.

You’ve spent more time deciding what to watch on Netflix than your major life decisions.

You've developed self-esteem issues because Netflix keeps asking "Are you still watching?"

You find yourself awake at 4 AM watching that episode of "Saved by the Bell" where Jessie gets addicted to caffeine pills and start to think it's a good idea.