24 Times Captain Kirk Was the Best Thing About 'Star Trek'

When he made us question why he ever wears a shirt

When he took a tribble avalanche like a pro

When he pioneered the double-cupped punch

When he made stop, drop, and roll look cool

When he used aliens as bowling pins

When he tried to fight using wall parkour

When he had more strength in his thighs than we do in our whole body

When he was about to end this guy

When he mastered the wild, wild west

When his chest stopped a blade because reasons

When he threw a tantrum better than any toddler we've met

When Cary Grant had nothing on him

When he jazz'd hands like no one was watching

When he was all "leave it to a Romulan to bring a gun to a kick fight"

When he defended himself with a space pillow

When he knew how to make an entrance

When he showed us how to eat an apple LIKE A BOSS

When he's always there for a friend in need

When he made it look like he planned on falling

When he had enough of this guy

When he dropped some "colorful metaphors"

When he delivered this finishing move

When he got all literary on us

When he screamed this: