How will Edwin Encarnacion's parrot fare in Cleveland?
Edwin will be fine, but what about his parrot?
Edwin will leave it in Toronto with buddy Ezequiel Carrera
With no dome to contain it, the parrot will finally fly away
The parrot will replace the cardinal as Ohio's state bird
J.R. Smith will animorph into the parrot and become mayor
The parrot will gain 60 pounds eating Fruit Loop hot dogs
The parrot isn't real and everything will be fine
