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15 of the most ridiculous fake Pro Evolution Soccer player names - see how many you can get

Durlmints? Law Kit? Michael Kruger? These are the weirdest and downright bizarre player names in PES history

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On May 31, 2018
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Once upon a time, there was a genuine rivalry between Pro Evolution Soccer and FIFA.

These days, FIFA is far and away the most popular footballing video game series, but years ago the Konami title was right there beside it.

Years ago, PES was infamous for its lack of proper licensing, meaning that many of the real life players, team names and kits were substituted with hilarious alternatives.

We've already had a look at the funny team names, now, it's the players' turn.

See if you can decipher this fake Pro Evo player names. Simply click to flip the card and reveal the correct answer.

1

When life gives you Lemons...

2

His lesser known, evil twin...

3

No relation to Freddy...

4

It's almost there but not quite

5

Beg your pardon...

6

Sounds like a name for the school pet

7

He knows how to make the killer pass-ty...

8

Not a clue...

9

Ahh, the old trick of switching two letters around - ingenious

10

Way before Cristiano 'Ronarid' burst onto the scene, of course

11

The one and only...

12

Last name sounds like a cosmetics company

13

This is getting silly now...

14

Ridiculous - who gave that the green light?

15

We swear we aren't making these up...

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