The 21 Best Wynonna Earp One-Liners

She ain’t anybody’s but her own.

Wynonna: You’re not the only one who gets to be married to his job.
Dolls: Married? Slow down. At best, it’s just my girlfriend.

What kind of person wants to be a gunslinger?

Sometimes you come so close to cool, and then cool makes a run for it.

I'm supposed to go find all the people I've hurt and then beg their stupid forgiveness.

Heroes always win.

Crazy chick with a gun!

Wynonna: Dudes dig scars.
Waverly: Do chicks?

Regular guns will slow the rev-heads down, but they will always come back for more, until they meet Peacemaker, which only I can handle. *drops gun*

...a coat Lady Gaga deemed, "Maybe too much."

Welcome to team "shut up and do what he says."

Do I get a badge? A code name? Oh my God, a flamethrower?

Worst fortune cookie advice ever.

Ugly and dumb. You're sure we haven't dated?

I'm starting to think sanity is overrated.

Revenant: Tell me where Peacemaker is and I’ll kill your sister fast.
Wynonna: It's in my panty drawer, why don't we go get it?

But everyone hates you, Wynonna!

Champ: How can somebody so pretty be so smart, huh? Waverly: Because they're not mutually exclusive.

I am the girl. With the big-ass gun.

No, I get it. You're a lesbian, not a unicorn, right?

Doc: Careful, Earp. Doing what’s right, even in the face of ridiculous odds … you are beginning to sound like a hero.