Which "Defense Against the Dark Arts" Professor Are You Based On Your Preferences?
Be honest, you've always wanted to know what kind of professor you'd be at Hogwarts. Well, if you're interested in the Dark Arts position, now is the time to find out how good (or bad) of a professor you would be!
Choose An Animal to Be Your Patronus.
Night or Day?
Your Favorite Spell?
Choose The House You Want to Be In.
Would You Rather Be Called...
Choose Your Favorite Disney Witch/Wizard.
Choose a dream bedroom.
Choose someone at Hogwarts to befriend.
Choose an ice cream flavor.
Finally, choose your favorite Harry Potter book or movie (be honest!).
You're Professor Quirrell! You're a twitchy, bumbling, low-life henchman and Voldemort is hiding under your turban . . . And here Dumbledore just thought he was making Hogwarts more culturally diverse. Overall, you let your fears rule over you, and thus often take the wrong side. Cool fashion sense though?
You're Gilderoy Lockhart! Sure, you know absolutely nothing about the dark arts, and you're a bit self-centered, but at least you have a great smile! You haven't got the best memory, but you're quite charming, enjoy great fame, and overall you're not a horrible person. At least you're not secretly in league with Voldemort, right?
You're Remus Lupin! You're an incredibly kind soul, with a lot of wisdom to share with your students. Although you are perhaps the best dark arts teacher the school has seen, you are not without your faults. Your fear of your dark side holds you back from loving fully and giving all you have to offer. You've also got a hankering for chocolate.
You're Dolores Umbridge! You're arguably more hated than Voldemort, you're perhaps the most ignorant person at Hogwarts, and you've got an unhealthy obsession with pink. But you aren't all bad! Although you follow the ministry to a fault, abuse the children you teach, have prejudiced values . . . oh wait. You ARE all bad. Sorry.
You're Alastor Moody! Despite the fact that you were actually Barty Crouch Jr. while teaching at Hogwarts, you're a pretty good teacher! You're a bit paranoid, but have reason to be, and take your job with the Order and as an Auror very seriously. You're a little scary to be around, especially with that all-seeing eye, but you are trustworthy and diligent.
You're Severus Snape! You have a bit of a love/hate relationship with Hogwarts. Although you aren't the best Dark Arts teacher, you certainly know plenty about it. You've dappled with some dark stuff, but your loyalties never waiver. Not to mention, you've got some killer guyliner in the above pic.