Which Whore Are You?
Which Whore Are You?
Take this quiz to find out which Village Member you truly are at heart!
Take this quiz to find out which Village Member you truly are at heart!
What's your favorite color?
What's your ideal pet?
What's your favorite type of movie?
Who do you want to be touched inappropriately by?
Uh oh! Zack just killed you off in his fanfic! Before you die, you:
You just came home from a really sad day at school. What song do you play to make yourself cry?
What the grinch?! The Whorez all got kidnapped! Pick an ally to accompany you on your journey!
What's your favorite fast food place?!
What would you be arrested for?
Favorite Paul Rudd role?
Favorite Dessert!!!
Which job sounds the most appealing to you?
Pick a Dance Moms quote!
Which Spongebob character is most relatable?
Ryan Mooney?
You're stuck on an island and need to elect a King and Queen! Who do you pick?
Pick a sitcom!
Any Female Born After 1993 Can't Cook, All They Know Is McDonald's,
You're on a date with Michael and he spills his drink all over your lap! What do you do?
Choose a catchphrase!
Which character would you say embodies you the most?
What would your questionable tattoo be?
You're going on a sexy hot date with Andrew Dalton! What do you wear?
Oh gosh, oh- oh geez, guys! Lauren's in QUITE the pickle! She can't decide which of these lovely men is the sexiest! Can you help her? Thx.
Oh no! Erin's disappointed in you. Quick! What do you give her to stop her from going chimp mode?
Okay, now pick a meme.
Zack!
Zack!
You're most like Zack! This means you probably like to live a One of a Kind lifestyle. Well... two of a kind now. Like Zack, you probably find amusement in the most outlandish things while also keeping a pretty chillaxed persona. But don't get on his bad side, or he'll rip you a new one! 😳 You probably get annoyed by other people's stupidity VERY easily, but you try not to let it affect your desire to have fun with your life. You're probably the BIG BO$$ of your friend group and also share a love for fat mini schnauzers and, uh, Mike Wazowski. Bingus.
Ana!
Ana!
You got Ana! Like Ana, you tend to walk to the beat of your own drum. Wait no, beat of your own meat! Eh, nevermind, it was funnier in my head. You have a love for all things different, including your choice of friends. You're someone good to talk to when you have 3 hours to spare and endless conversation topics to rant about. You're down to earth and unproblematic as all hell. Nobody really knows much about you, but that's a good thing. Keep being quirky! 🤪 P.S. Fill your fridge with something other than that stupid Guava Soda!
Erin!
Erin!
You got Erin! If you got Erin, congratulations! You're a nice person! You may or may not share a love for frogs, Adam Sandler, and Elton John music, but if you DO, it's still pretty incomparable to the love Erin has for all 3. You probably used to be very quiet but have since branched out and realized how easy it is to make friends as well as good memories. Not to be dramatic or anything, but you probably are the sweetest person anyone has ever met. Chances are you've been through some rough times, but hey, you're still here, kicking and swinging! So that's good on you. We do have to apologize though. Even though you technically GOT Erin, you however, do NOT get yourself a Meg :(
Lauren!
Lauren!
You got Lauren! The newest member of The Village! You're probably a busy, buzzy bee who's always caught up doing SUPER HARD school work! Ugh! You take joy in the things that only Lauren Brkaric and women over 40 enjoy. Like baking, or decorating, or Alec Baldwin. You're softspoken when you wanna be, but loud when you NEED to be! You go along with anything that sounds fun and exciting, but you probably can't go out because you're too busy watching Friends or looking at rats instead of studying.
Michael!
Michael!
You got Michael! That ain't nothin' special. Just means you like lizards and making random movie references. You're probably pretty easy to talk to and good for a quick laugh. You might over-analyze everything and take it all to heart, but hey, it makes for some pretty good content for that TV show going on in your head, so whatever man, big deal! Where you lack in time management, you make up for in gift-giving and paying for everything. You just wanna make everything worthwhile and have something good to look back on someday. Also, you're wearing Cole's pajamas so... :/
WTF YOU GOT MEG?!?!
WTF YOU GOT MEG?!?!
MEG?! HOW TF DID YOU GET MEG?! THAT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN! TAKE THE QUIZ AGAIN!! WTF HOW DO I GET RID OF THIS?! OH GOD OH FUCK SHE'S GOING FERAL!
Which Whore Are You?