What Animal Mating Ritual Are You And Your Significant Other?

Spring has Sprung! Are you more of a chimp or an elephant in the bedroom?

Mia Brady
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On Apr 4, 2016

Lovebirds!

Lovebirds!

These birds are true to their name, for when a lovebird finds its mate, the two spend practically every moment side by side. The two birds will eat, perch and even sleep together. They are loyal to their mate and are never far away. You and your partner are devoted to each other. You like to keep things classic and simple. For you two, it's about expressing your love for one another only then to be followed by lots of cuddling!

Elephants!

Elephants!

The female elephant will often make the male chase her for a while before courtship, but once she feels the male has fallen for her spell she makes it all worth while. You like to have fun with each other and make it playful. You know how to joke around and you aren't afraid to try new things! Don't give up when your partner plays hard to get ;)

Flatworms!

Flatworms!

You may find this hard to believe (trust us, we did), but the flatworm will fight another flatworm using its penis as a sword. Both male and female flatworms come with both male and female reproductive organs and therefore, both have penises. When the flatworms fight, they use their penises to battle each other similar to fencing. When one wins, it becomes the father and the loser becomes the mother. You and your partner like it rough! You aren't afraid to have at it and go crazy in the bedroom! Even if that means fencing for foreplay!

Hippos!

Hippos!

Hippos have one of the strangest courtship rituals! The males will poop pretty much everywhere and then waft their stinky (we mean sexy) smell through the air to ensure that the female gets a whiff of the good stuff. You are your partner will do just about anything to keep things interesting! You two aren't afraid to experiment and try some really weird stuff! But that's okay, because you both love it and it makes the experience that much better!

Bonobos!

Bonobos!

The Bonobo is a type of chimpanzee that will mate pretty much anywhere and everywhere! The chimps will use mating when starting AND when resolving a conflict! The Bonobos will also mate when greeting one another and of course when courting! You and your partner don't care when and where you do it, so long as you're both comfortable and with each other! You want to show your partner you care and that you're proud to make sweet love to them any chance you get! So what are you doing here? Go find your S.O. and get busy!

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