Quiz: Which Premier League club are you?

Nah, there’s more to life than petty victories.

All I do is win, win, win.

My dad is as rich as a Sheikh, I don’t need to worry.

I know what I need, but I feel like everything is unnecessarily expensive.

I prefer discounts, but I will only buy what I need.

I only buy exclusives.

If it’s on sale, I’m buying it.

I’m too much of a player to give them a call.

Umm… my ex cheated on me. With my greatest enemy. So, no.

They’re on speed dial – in alphabetical order.

I've barely dated.

I try, but they never reply.

I don’t want to be overshadowed by rivals.

I want to overachieve and prove my doubters wrong.

I want to be known for my success.

I just don’t want to be a complete loser.

I just want to be financially independent.

The past is in the past, you have to move on.

I don’t like talking about the past, it was brutal.

I was the best back in my day.

Nothing over the top, just a little bit.

Anything short of murder.

I don’t like where this is going.

I’m not averse to gamesmanship.

People don’t care so much for me.

People hate me because they’re not me.

I’ve done enough to be respected.

People are always rooting for me.

My colleagues, like Jon Snow, know nothing.

What do you mean not at the top?

My boss is an incompetent git.

The monetary motivation expired a long time ago.