Which Petty Crime Are You Most Likely To Commit?
Which Petty Crime Are You Most Likely To Commit?
Your distinct personality type will help determine what you'll get busted for and how much bail money you're going to need when your petty crime spree finally comes to an end.
Your distinct personality type will help determine what you'll get busted for and how much bail money you're going to need when your petty crime spree finally comes to an end.
Do you always come to a full stop?
Have you ever gotten in a flame war online?
What is the worst thing you've done as a guest at a party or gathering at someone else's house?
Do you lower your voice when people are sleeping?
Have you ever tried to get out of jury duty?
Do you ever cut in line?
What are you rebelling against?
How messy is your place? Be honest.
Did you get into trouble when you were a kid?
Describe the crowd you run with.
You are most likely to commit a major crime.
You are most likely to commit a major crime.
Hey! Take it down a notch, Ocean's 11. Laws are there for a reason, you know! Seriously, put down the bank blueprints and stop trying to secure a getaway driver. Because if you don't get away with it, you'll soon realize that orange is not the new black; it's a color that looks awful on you, and you know it! Straighten up and fly right, jail bird.
Bail money needed: A cool million
You are most likely to loiter.
You are most likely to loiter.
You are the kid that old cranks want off their lawn. The guy at the Mini-Mart has told you that his magazine rack isn't a library many, many times, but you don't care. You've got time to kill and nowhere to be. Besides, no one ever gets arrested for loitering. Unless...you're not loitering in a jail cell, are you? That would be bad.
Bail money needed: The cost of one small slurpee that you'll drink all damn day.
You are most likely to park in a handicapped spot.
You are most likely to park in a handicapped spot.
Oh come on! You aren't the only one who needs a parking spot, you know. What? You think you're too good to circle the block like the rest of us? You do, don't you? Fine, but just so you know, you are not too good to get the side-eye from an old lady with a cane. Those grandmas can throw some serious shade. Oh...and...
Minimum fine: 500 smackers
You are most likely to take a penny when you could leave a penny
You are most likely to take a penny when you could leave a penny
Deep down, you are very, very good. On the surface, you are also very, very good. But every once in awhile you get an urge to break from your goody-two-shoes persona and do something BAD. Like taking an extra penny, or walking in the out door at Target. Guess what? No one cares.
Bail money needed: Zero.
You are most likely to trespass.
You are most likely to trespass.
Did you ever hear that curiosity killed the cat? Well, it's not true. Curiosity didn't kill the cat, but it did get it booted out a place it wasn't supposed to be. That's you. You are the cat. You just have to see what's behind the velvet rope and the guarded gate. As long as you don't steal anything while you're there, you shouldn't get in too much trouble.
Bail money needed: a couple hundred bucks and a promise not to go in the toll booth again.