How Close Are You To Figuring Out The Star Wars Mysteries?
How Close Are You To Figuring Out The Star Wars Mysteries?
Fan theories will be running wild from now until the movie comes out in December.
Fan theories will be running wild from now until the movie comes out in December.
Who is Snoke really?
What will be revealed about Rey's family?
Will Han still be dead?
What is Luke talking about when he says that "It's time for the Jedi to end"?
Who do you think is the Last Jedi?
What will happen to General Leia Organa Solo?
What will Rey discover in the cave?
What is Kylo Ren's end game?
Who will come back from the dead?
Who will become Rey's love interest?
Will Kylo Ren turn to the light side?
Who will be the true hero of the movie?
Who will be the surprise death in this movie?
What will be revealed about Finn?
What is the significance of Luke's blue lightsaber?
You're not even going to try!
You're not even going to try!
You're not even playing around when it comes to Star Wars: The Last Jedi. Fan theories?! Nope! You're not even going to let your own brain spoil anything for you. When The Last Jedi comes out in December, you're going to be the first in line to enjoy this piece of cinematic brilliance unencumbered by spoilers and untainted by Internet rhetoric.
You are probably way off!
You are probably way off!
You're a wildcard! Your Star Wars: The Last Jedi fan theories are like a plan in a buddy cop movie from the 80s. So crazy they might just work. Sure, they laughed at the person who said that Luke and Leia were brother and sister when they were still swapping spit in Empire, but who got the last laugh? An uncomfortable, queasy laugh, but still a laugh.
You are probably right!
You are probably right!
Your Star Wars: The Last Jedi theories are probably right, damn it. You have some well-thought out theories, and they're probably spot on but damn! They're so dark. Star Wars fans have been through alot this year, any way you can lighten up? No one really wants your theories to be true, but they probably are.
We hope you're right!
We hope you're right!
You're probably wrong, but your Star Wars: The Last Jedi fan theories are so hopeful, we really, really want them to be right. I mean, jeez, Star Wars fans have had enough heartbreak this year. Maybe they'll let us just have this one little thing. Just one ray of light through the darkness. They probably won't, but still. A fan can dream.
You think it's just a movie
You think it's just a movie
Star Wars: The Last Jedi is just a movie to you. The only theory you have is that you might go see it, if someone else buys your ticket. Or if it gets shown on a plane, and you don't have a good book.