Which Monster Factory Creation Are You?

FULL OF LOVE
FOR HUSBANDS
FOR SONS
FOR FRIENDS

"bikes have killed this whole family"

You strive for perfection in all areas, sometimes to a fault.

You're very good and powerful, but don't worry if you don't succeed in your goals the first time, you can always try again.

Do worry about bikes though.

"DON'T HAVE COW"

You're fun-loving and mischievous. You like to fight for what you think is right, but you sometimes go a little overboard.

In short, you're Just Like Bart.

"What's up everybody, I think dogs should vote!"

You're hungry for power and you're not afraid to go after it.

Sometimes your strong opinions get you into arguments, but you have your principles and you're going to stick to them.

"Take a T-Rex bite out of crime!"

You demand the truth and you're willing to punch a dinosaur to death to get it.

"Chop. That. Ass apart, gonna chop that ass apart. Well my name's Toucan Dan and I came to say that I chop wolf ass in a major way!"

You inspire fear into the hearts of your enemies. As well as anyone else who meets you.

"Whatever you gentlemen think is right. "

A chill and kind soul, you sometimes make mistakes like cloning an army of yourself and picking a fight with all of them.

"why do you play an MMO if you didn't want to trade vape secrets"

Some people might underestimate you because of the way you look, but you'll never give up on the fight for Vapers Rights!

"Guess what band? Just kidding, Smashmouth!"

Even if you're not good at the only thing you enjoy you will dedicate yourself to it.

"You do the crime, you get the crime."

You have a tendency to get sidetracked from your goals, but it usually works out for you.

You like treating your friends to meals, and strongly believe in what goes around comes around.

"Backpack for his applesauce, backpack where he keeps his applesauce, JA'AM'S GOT THE APPLESAUCE THAT YOU CRAVE! Everybody catch this juicy Jaa'm wave."

You are the only thing better than dogs, and don't you just know it. People love you even if they sometimes scream in terror whenever you surprise them.

"we are both 10 monsters"

You're the Worlds Greatest Dad, and The Worlds Sharpest Knife. Some people might be put off by your appearance and spiky personality, but you're a natural leader and you care very much for those close to you.

"Play With Me!"

A sweet alien who doesn't play by the rules of others. You can feel a little out of place sometimes, but at least you're having fun.

"Hi, I'm Dark Vader and I'm a Star Wars."

You're looking for love, or maybe you've already found it. You believe in living a good burger-filled life. Sometimes you can be pretty self-centered, so just make sure you apperciate those around you before they're gone.

A spacefaring kissboy who's not actually all that interested in romance.

Nobody knows who you are or how your entire deal works. Sometimes all you have in life is a floating eyeball and a mouth that stretches into infinity.

You're not quite human, but that's okay. You have surpassed the boundaries you've been given and found yourself along the way.

"What did mommy teach you about snake mouths?"

You know you're always right, even when other people try to bring you down with their cries of "stop throwing children" and "That's not the proper way to fight wolves!"

"Will you fight me?"
You'll do anything for love, but you won't do that. (Play a Sly Cooper game)

"I know what you're up to, trying to steal my grandma grease!"

The sky is the limit? Fuck that, you go above the sky, under the ocean. You put horses in places the universe shouldn't allow. Keep going you beautiful glitchma.

People tell you you're past your prime but you're not having any of it. You've got beef with the world and You. Have. The. Meats.