I've never seen a thin person drinking a Diet Coke.
Do you know what triggered the last World War? An argument over how many telegraph poles Germany owed its war debt creditors!
You can't win anyway... You see, I hold the winning card!
One of they key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace. Good people don’t go into government.
The beauty of me is that I’m very rich.
Now witness, before your very eyes, that most rare and tragic of nature's mistakes! I give you: the average man.
You had a bad day and everything changed. Why else would you dress up as a flying rat?
Very neat! That ugly head of yours does have a brain!
The point is, you can never be too greedy.
Everything anybody ever valued or struggled for... it's all a monstrous, demented gag!
My IQ is one of the highest — and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure; it’s not your fault.