Is Your Bae Bae-emaan?
Is Your Bae Bae-emaan?
Bae is super possessive about his phone and takes it around at all times.
He has more women on his phone, Facebook and other social media applications than you do.
He talks about his friends, tells you stories that revolve around them but fails to introduce you.
His texts take forever to reach you for prolonged periods of time and you're like???
Bae goes MIA and always has a stupid explanation up his sleeve.
There are way too many "boys nights"
He cancels on your plans with a lame-ass excuse such as, "Abbu ka kaam kerna perh gaya"
Commitment ke naam se jaan nikalti hay unki.
Magar phir bhi apko "jaan" kehte hein.
He thinks it's perfectly cool to say something like, "Amirah/Michelle/Shanzae/Ifrah" jesi bandi mil jaaye kissi ko tou kya baat hay"
He lies/hides things and when you catch him in the act, he turns it around to blame you:
"Issiliye nai bataya tha kyunkay tum baat ka bhatangar banati ho"
Sorry kehnay se unkay paisay lagtay hein.
He tells you to limit your interaction online -
Even asking you to not post photos of you together.
He says he has plans with "Usman" but Usman's Facebook activity shows that he's at Faisalabad or something???
Three-fourths of the people he follows on Instagram are fahaash, nangi patangi bajiyaan.
You notice his texting language changes quite often.
Since when did his emojis start having noses?
:-))))
There are lots of numbers on his phone that aren't saved.
Nicknames are inconclusive of your relationship status: "Buddy", "bro" and "sport" are thrown around quite a lot.
He's apparently not ready for a "serious relationship"
Bae-emaan AF
Bae-emaan AF
Well... ditch 'em quicker than those fake Chanel bags you have to ditch 'cuz you tore yet another one.
You've Been Warned...
You've Been Warned...
You need to start monitoring the guy's body language more closely for warning signs.
Loyal AF
Loyal AF
Get that wedding dress appointment in order!