Which Next-Gen Barbie Is Your Romantic Rival?

One of these plastic hotties is out to steal your swag, but which one?

Malcolm Raines
Created by Malcolm Raines (User Generated Content*)User Generated Content is not posted by anyone affiliated with, or on behalf of, Playbuzz.com.
On Jul 11, 2017

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A group of mean girls approaches. Which one do you find most intimidating?

A group of cool girls approaches. Which one do you choose as your bff?

What kind of job are you best suited for?

This Bubbly Blonde

This Bubbly Blonde

This curly-haired Barbie is your romantic rival. Boys are drawn to you because you're sweet, bubbly and energetic. What chance do you have against a doll with painted-on eyelashes? She's so bubbly she's probably a cheerleader, a flight attendant, or a veterinarian who specializes in kittens. Just be glad they don't let inanimate objects in dance clubs or else she'd snag all the good-looking guys.

This Bespectacled Brainy Girl

This Bespectacled Brainy Girl

This nearsighted Barbie is your romantic rival. Boys are drawn to you because you're smart, practical and interesting. What chance do you have against a doll with fake glasses? She's must be very smart. She's probably an engineer or a CEO or an astronaut. Just be glad they don't let inanimate objects get Match.com accounts or else you'd be toast.

This Auburn Beauty

This Auburn Beauty

This curly-haired Barbie is your romantic rival. Boys are drawn to you because you're cool, deep and interesting. What chance do you have against a fashion doll in smart separates? She's so interesting she's probably a student or a deejay or a professional poet. Just be glad they don't let inanimate objects go to college or else she'd steal all your dates.

This Freckled Flirt

This Freckled Flirt

This big-haired Barbie is your romantic rival. Boys are drawn to you because you're cute, funny and down-to-earth. What chance do you have against a doll who wears sunglasses on her head? She's looks like Beyonce's action figure at Coachella. Just be glad they don't let inanimate objects get Tinder accounts or else you'd be done for.

This Purple-Haired Temptress

This Purple-Haired Temptress

This funky-haired Barbie is your romantic rival. Boys are drawn to you because you're bright, unpredictable and super cool. What chance do you have against a doll with purple hair? She's probably a deejay or a hair-stylist or a fashion designer. Just be glad they don't let inanimate objects get OK Cupid accounts or else you'd be in trouble.

This Sporty Brunette

This Sporty Brunette

This athletic Barbie is your romantic rival. Boys are drawn to you because you're high-energy, competitive and athletic. What chance do you have against a doll with a high half-pony and posable-limbs? She's probably an Olympic athlete or a soccer star or tennis champ. Just be glad they don't let inanimate objects sign up for half marathons or else you'd never get any peen.

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