12 Times Sheldon Cooper Was So Wrong He Was Almost Right

Oh come on Shel, she probably only uses it to snapchat with the girls and to download that U2 album that came free on everyone's iPhone. Then again, she never pays for her own food, so maybe she can pay for her own wifi. Well played, Sheldon.

Sarcasm is hard to figure out because it's basically lying. Maybe it was something about facial hair that made him finally get it. Or the fact that Leonard was being a colossal jerklinger.

Poor Zack. He can't help that he's not a scientist. Or smart. Still, if he can't stand the heat, he shouldn't have danced so close to the Bunsen burner.

Sure, he could have refused to participate in this Hawkins Humiliation, but there's no denying the fact that Sheldon has legs for days. Ooh la la!

Only Sheldon Cooper could bring the conversation from his mother's genitals to his own genitals (and what a joy they are to behold) and still get a laugh. A cringing, squirmy laugh, but still a laugh.

Sure, sure, but Bazinga.

Penny might be creeped out, but if he'd gotten one, Leonard Nimoy might still be alive today...in a matter of speaking.

Terrifying, yes, for sure, but has anyone seen the Joker and Sheldon in the same room at the same time? Think about it.

It may be true that Leonard no sleep while Sheldon plays bongos, but you have to admit, that tune is as catchy as H7N9 Influenza A.

There is no way that Jesus is okay with Mom smoking in the car, but Sheldon might be Batman. Why not?

Penny is actually in the wrong on this one. No one calls him moonpie but Meemaw! No one!

It is wrong to kiss your best friend's girl, even if you're trying to save his marriage, even in a dream, but damn! That was some serious, hard-core, mouth-on-mouth action.