How Weird Are You On My Weirdness Meter?

You're pretty strange, but you still have a small amount of normality left in your soul (or the empty gap where your soul should be). You like your strangeness, occasionally wonder what normal would be like, and every once in a while have an existential crisis. You don't connect super well with others, but there will be at most couple of people who can handle, and can love you, for who you are.

You've almost crossed the finish life to becoming either a sociopath or a deranged clown that murders kids... keep going! You're so close I can almost smell the weirdness (slightly lemony and with strong garlic) on you! You might have one friend if you're lucky, but you take pride in your disturbingly close brush against the weirdness spectrum. You rarely connect with people, and when you talk with the few you find at first willing to talk , you leave them feeling as if the world is doomed and they should kill themselves before something else (namely you) gets to them.

P.S. THIS IS NOT A SERIOUS TEST PEOPLE! I'M NOT ENCOURAGING YOU TO ACTUALLY KILL ANYONE!

You're not really that weird, but you have a few queer aspects that your friends can usually overlook. You do have an issue with your strange and disturbingly concerning addiction to cat posters though...

You're pretty weird. You're friends have a hard time understanding your weirdness, but they do like the fact that they can rag on you for it and you can take it, which adds some fun to the boring day. You sometimes have a hard time connecting to people, but you're a very independent person who doesn't give a (CENSORED) about what anyone else thinks.

Get away from me. NOW. NOW! AHHHHHH! *Blood Splatters*

You're pretty much normal. No abnormalities, mental derangements, or thoughts of stuffing people into lockers. Okay, joking, normal people (whether they're jerks or not is another matter) feel like doing that. You're just not my type of person, to be honest, but I'm glad that you're normal, for your sake.