How Will You Die!?

Death is so sick of your attitude - you've been pissing him off for years. Finally he draws the line and you die horrifically at a house party, when dancing on a table the chandelier above breaks and smashing through you, killing you instantly. The drama you always wanted, with the satisfaction death always wanted.

Death nods knowingly - you are a a lunatic, and there is only one way for you to go; prepare to be amazed. After being caught having an illegal rave in a warehouse,the police are after you. You see a motorbike, and despite having no training, ir looks awesome and is the only way off the building. Sadly, training would have been a good idea because as you rev it up and leap off the roof and into the other, you hands skip a and tumble back to the ground 200m below. It's messy, but it is great.

Death sees you as an adventurous type! True or not, he's already decided your fate. While on holiday in Madagascar, you are taken in by indigenous people of the island. They sont speak your language, but they seem very nice. One night you wake up to find yourself tied to a cross (like Jesus), naked, being dragged deeper into the rainforest. You can't speak, but when you arrive at you destination the moon is high and full, and the wind has gone quiet. You are a sacrifice. They throw you and your cross into the waterfall below and you drown and are eaten by ducks.

You're such a nice person death actually feels bad about having to kill you. But it has to be done, so he decides to make it as quick as possible. Here we go: while being interviews on the news for your recent charity work, an out of control bus of school children suddenly cones hurtling straight for you. You could jump out the way in time, but then you see that a dog is about to be run over, so you leap on it, saving the dog but tragically killing yourself in the process. And it was a filmed.

Sadly, Death realizes that you are quite a boring person. He picks a random death from his list and lands on #208. While walking home from work you spot a penny in the drain (or something shiny and exacting) without thinking, you stick your head down there to try and get a better look. Just as you do this a cement man comes and cements over you. You die, and It's pretty weird for the person who finds you.