Which Dog Are You? - Personality Quiz

Whether you tear through the living room after a bath or chase anything and everything that moves, your active lifestyle never ends. Nothing can contain your energy! Not the baby gate on the bottom of the stairs. Not even the electric fence installed last week. Ab-so-LUTE-ly nothing seems to work.
Your positive personality can turn any boring day into a wild adventure! You turn a simple walk in the park into "hey! get back here Fido! Do not pee on that man's shoes!" You turn a plain meal into "Fido! Get back here with my sandwich!" A night in becomes "Fido please stop chasing that squirrel and come inside, you started five hours ago and I have forgotten any concept patience."
Even if you do not always realize it, your friends and family value your radiant energy. They can not get enough of your happy attitude. Even though it can sometimes drive them a little crazy, you still brighten up their day.

You have a bit more intellectual ability than the rest of your furry four legged brethren. You do not fall for the whole “fetch the ball, Fido!” shtick. You would much rather put on your tiny dog sized reading glasses and curl up on your fancy red leather chair in your poorly lit study with a good book than partake in such foolishness.
Others marvel at your mental abilities. While other dogs spend their days outdoors romping about to their hearts content, you would rather be in your secret lab under the doghouse, away from the prying eyes of humans, conducting experiments of ungodly horror and developing technology never before conceptualized by mankind.
You probably love school. Well, so does professor dog! He has several Ph.D.s from Harvard in Engineering, Computer Science, Biology and Sociology. It took Harvard a while to accept having a dog as a student, but his academic prowess shone forth, making him their proud alumni.
Your brains and love for learning make you who you are, and everyone values you for it. Your future looks bright! So go grab yourself some spectacles and a bow tie because you deserve it!

You know how to take it slow and move at your own pace. You treat sleeping like a full time job. In fact, the government has considered officially documenting you as a small island because of how rarely you move. I guess you need that rest seeing as eating takes up so much energy.
You have expert snacking skills and your ears perk up at every sound that comes from the kitchen. Someone could open a bag of chips down the street and you would still manage to hear it and find them.
You have a personal spot on the couch where only you sit. The cushions have molded to your form over the years, and everyone knows you will fight them if they sit there.
Not everyone understands your lifestyle. People may call you lazy, but having a great time and living your life matters more in the end.

You have an attitude to say the least, you do not put up with anything from anybody. Whether you have to deal with the annoying kids next door or the mailman, you have collected a reputation.
You can handle your own in any situation. The humans can not fool you with their wide smiles and open arms. You know that the second they get a hold of you, they will take you straight to the vet. And you refuse to go down without a fight.
When you focus in on a task you do not ever quit. Your determination carries you through difficult situations and helps you overcome obstacles.
When someone gets in your way, you refuse to let them stop you. Someone tries to pet you while you eat? Bite to the arm! Somebody tries to take your favorite stuffed squeaky toy? Chew that ankle!
While this violent philosophy may not always be appreciated by others, your friends and family ultimately love you despite your flaws.

Everyone on Earth loves you. Your personality glows with so much raw adorability that people can deny you nothing.
The internet has fallen at your feet, catering to every cute wag of your tale or tiny bark from your cute little puppy dog face. Your propaganda videos have amassed billions of views on YouTube and have been shared far and wide by middle aged women on Facebook.
Everywhere you go people chant your theme “awwwwwwwww.” Everyone singing this familiar tune in unison. Bystanders beg to pet your fabulous fur, desperate to bask in your presence.
You know how to work a crowd and give the people what they want. You live for performing and you love the attention.
People may see you as a bit spoiled, but ultimately none of that matters because of the charismatic way you carry yourself. Everyone loves you! And you definitely know it.

You stand out from the other dogs. You have glasses and a beard. You like things ironically. The world knows you as, “artsy.”
You love all things creative. You were born with an eye for color and a passion for the arts. Whether you write, draw, compose music or anything in between, you love it all.
While other dogs are out playing fetch, you can be found at Starbucks drinking your “usual” - a chai latte with two shots of hazelnut, soy milk creamer.
You take pride in your love for art and you make sure everyone knows about it. You take every opportunity you get to share your recent poetry or drawings with your friends and family.
Some people may get tired of your artsy nature; they may even see you as pretentious or snobby. But you reassure yourself by remembering that not everyone understands REAL art.